Tag Archives: exercise
Anthropology
Sooo, I quit boot camp. But wait, you’re thinking. She said she loved boot camp just three days ago. What gives? Well, I could tell you that my friends were wholly unsupportive, which is true. They kept asking me what happened to my … Continue reading
Pornography, Art, and Hot Guys Reading Books
So it’s been a full week and I still haven’t eaten any of the chocolate-covered espresso beans and that’s not because I’m not tired, because I am, I am. Boot camp is kicking my ass, even though at the same … Continue reading
Chocolate-Covered Energy
I went to Houston this past weekend to see my friend Katie and also my Colombian princess, though she has her hands full with that new baby and brunch at Benjy’s was pretty much all she could manage. But that’s okay because … Continue reading
Foreplay
The other day I walked into my Nia class and my instructor said, Today we’re going to have a little extra foreplay. And I perked right up, for the obvious reasons. But I was also confused, for the obvious reasons. … Continue reading
Yay Yay Yay!
So I’m super excited today, for lots of different reasons. First of all, my housekeeper’s here, cleaning up the wrappings from all those chocolate-covered eggs the Easter Bunny was stupid enough to leave for The Boy, apparently not realizing that … Continue reading
Filed under Surprises
Hottie, M.D. (or D.D.S. or O.D.)
So I have this rash of doctor appointments coming up, partly because it’s that time of year and partly because it’s been a while since I’ve seen my neurosurgeon. He likes to be sure that my brain tumor hasn’t returned … Continue reading
Filed under Brain Surgery, Holidays, Hot Men, Stress
Skater Girl
I went roller skating on Saturday night. I had no choice; a friend of mine was throwing a party for her fortieth thirtieth birthday. So I had to go. And at first I was very excited, much like I was when I ordered … Continue reading
Filed under Brain Surgery, Pregnancy, Surprises
Dog Vomit Update
So I picked up The Boy from school today in a marginal mood. I’m having a photography session tomorrow because I’m launching my website soon, and when I was looking through pictures I discovered that I had quite literally thousands … Continue reading
