Tag Archives: fat beagle
Skinny Beagle
It’s really hot outside. I know this because I decided to go for a walk yesterday afternoon. At about three o’clock. And when I came home thirty minutes later I was every bit as drenched in sweat as when I … Continue reading
Food Issues
I’m starving the fat beagle. I’ve been starving her for about six weeks now. I’m starving her because one night, when I sat down in my purple bathrobe, the one that used to be soft and fluffy and now looks like matted … Continue reading
Hottie, M.D. (or D.D.S. or O.D.)
So I have this rash of doctor appointments coming up, partly because it’s that time of year and partly because it’s been a while since I’ve seen my neurosurgeon. He likes to be sure that my brain tumor hasn’t returned … Continue reading
Filed under Brain Surgery, Holidays, Hot Men, Stress
Ass Scrub
We boarded the beasts when we went to South Padre over the Thanksgiving holiday. For five nights they fraternized with other beasts, and I didn’t relish the thought of picking them up and bringing them unwashed into our home when … Continue reading
Dog Vomit Update
So I picked up The Boy from school today in a marginal mood. I’m having a photography session tomorrow because I’m launching my website soon, and when I was looking through pictures I discovered that I had quite literally thousands … Continue reading
