Tag Archives: pedicures
Also
Two more reasons for me to flee to Mexico: 1) I have the perfect pedicure. 2) The court has not received full documentation of my defensive driving course and I’m preparing for my imminent arrest. Now. Where the hell is … Continue reading
Filed under Fun
Rules for Dancing
I’ve been dancing a lot lately. I like Sunday nights at Elysium because they play lots of eighties songs and I’m old enough to know all the words. But I’ll dance to whatever, wherever, because I love to dance. However, … Continue reading
Fear/less
A few weeks ago I posted on my Facebook status that I was thinking about getting a motorcycle. “Suggestions, please,” I wrote. The backlash was swift and stunning. Aside from one friend, who wrote, “Do it, I love mine,” I had nothing but comments assuring me … Continue reading
Filed under Fear, Transportation
Breakdown
Everything’s breaking. You know about the oven, which we still haven’t gotten fixed because we’re paralyzed by indecision. If we pay $500 we can replace the same digital panel we paid $500 to replace last year. But who’s to say the … Continue reading
